One World Trumpenstein vs. the Lesbian Firefighters
Donald Trump’s most recent comments have perplexed everyone. Sure, he always says provocative things, and trolling is an essential characteristic of the Trumpenstein Project. But he has inexplicably introduced ideas and proposals which he has never touched on before. And they contradict everything about the MAGA movement.
Trump has suddenly shifted focus from mass deportations and fake news to annexing Greenland. Making Canada the 51th state. And renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. He and his most loyal followers have begun singing the praises of a new North American Union. This was an idea supported by the dastardly Bill Clinton in the 1990s, and was basically an extension of the disastrous NAFTA trade deal, which of course Trump vehemently opposed. In the early 2000s, the establishment’s national country club the Council on Foreign Relations pushed for it. So it has a decidedly non-MAGA history. And yet Trump sycophants like Steve Bannon are proudly promoting his curious new scheme. I could find nothing from Alex Jones on the subject, but he unquestionably will back Trump, as he always does. World government is a good thing! Globalism is our friend! Welcome to the New World Order, Trump style!
This really came out of nowhere. Perhaps not coincidentally, Trump’s unprecedented emphasis on American expansionism occurred shortly after Elon Musk engaged in a food fight with MAGA faithful on X, and notably told one to “Fuck yourself in the face,” and vowed to “go to war” to protect the H-1B Visa program which takes jobs away from American citizens. Trumpenstein predictably sided with Musk instead of the MAGA base which has supported him through his endless history of flip-flopping. Around the same time, Trumpenstein pitched one of his renowned tantrums over the flag being flown at half-staff for Jimmy Carter. Of course, he wouldn’t be Trumpenstein if he didn’t make sure to refer to it as “half-mast,” thus inviting even more catcalls. It’s a hamberder thing, you wouldn’t understand. Trump’s trademark whining about a deceased president was in bad taste regardless.
And on top of all this, what are the odds, while the nation goes through an Abraham Lincoln-like extended mourning period for Carter, that Trump starts belligerently rattling sabers over “taking back” the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal hasn’t been an issue since the late 1970s. This was of paramount importance to the 70 million plus Americans that voted for Trump? That and renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. Talk about a mindless gesture of plastic patriotism. Now that will make America great again! I don’t expect Trump to hold BP’s feet to the fire, over the horrific oil spill that had a lasting impact on our environment. I mean, if it’s going to be the Gulf of America, we’ll expect a much cleaner gulf. As Trump will undoubtedly boast, “We have the best gulfs! Nobody has gulfs like we do!” Just picture the way he explained that “I love the Visas.” Nobody has better visa workers than we do.
You’re probably asking yourself, just what does changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico, “taking back” the Panama Canal, annexing Greenland, and making Canada the 51st state have to do with MAGA, let alone putting America First? These are not issues that Trump ever mentioned, let alone ran on. I’m certain that probably a majority of the MAGA voters will be convinced that this is a good thing. This American Union is different than the one Bill Clinton and the CFR wanted. Much sexier. The best American Union ever. Manifest Destiny is a good thing. Sure, this looks pretty much the same as what the hobgoblin Vladimir Putin is doing in Ukraine, and also a lot like the imperialism that built the British Empire. But this is Trump imperialism. Winston Churchill and Teddy Roosevelt would be proud. Forget about the food and gas prices. We want Greenland! USA! USA!
Trumpenstein has been so over the top as president-elect that I really don’t know what to expect after he’s inaugurated. Maybe he’ll come “out” during his inaugural address. As what, I’m not sure. Gay? Transgender? Democrat? What I don’t anticipate are those promised mass deportations. On “day one.” His last “day one” featured no executive orders banning birth-right citizenships or sanctuary cities, or DACA, or the foreign visa worker programs. Which Trump now enthusiastically endorses. He loves the Visas, after all. I think it’s more likely that Musk eliminates Social Security than for millions of illegal immigrants to be deported. The essence of Trumpenstein is bluster. He doesn’t do anything. But he talks a lot. Odds are he will once again ignore all his campaign promises. Odds are that his MAGA base will once again ignore him ignoring them. This is a demented form of theater. Trump is the orangest crisis actor.
Trump hasn’t ruled out using the military for his bizarre new expansionist fantasies. He didn’t rule out doing that several times during his first administration. But he never did, except when he was ordered to bomb Syria (twice) by the real powers that be. He talked tough with North Korea. But he failed to even use the National Guard to restore order in the burning cities during the summer of 2020. He never brought a fraction of the U.S. troops home that are stationed nonsensically in over 150 countries around the world, and placed them at our purposefully open southern border, as he hinted at. He tweeted a lot of “I might dos.” So there is no reason to suspect that he will abruptly begin behaving like Genghis Khan. At least I hope not. The “Woke” Left fears he will use the military against his “internal enemies.” It’s debatable whether military leaders would even obey orders from commander in chief Trumpenstein.
I’m just speculating here. Trump is such a wild card. The Trumpenstein script has been unpredictable, to put it mildly. I still find the lack of protests against his election, by the normally deranged “Woke” Left, to be utterly perplexing. Maybe we’ll see some Antifa style fireworks during the inauguration. Certainly we’ll see them if Trump actually attempts massive deportations. Or actually tries to abolish the Department of Education or the IRS. Or actually gets Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., by far the most impressive thing about his prospective 2.0 administration, approved. RFK, Jr. by himself could make this the most radical White House in history by cleaning up our food and water. No one will be prosecuted except perhaps Matt Gaetz, who would have been a dynamo as Attorney General. I can see Trump’s own justice department prosecuting him for the fake charges stemming from an extortion attempt on his dad.
I can hear some of you saying, okay, it’s nice that you’re picking on Trump, shooting fish in a barrel again, but what about Biden and the evil Democrats? Well, as Rodney Dangerfield might have said, they’re no winners either. Biden’s list of recent Medal of Honor recipients was indistinguishable from a Babylon Bee spoof. Hillary Clinton? Serial Deep State criminal? Queen of the Swamp? George Soros? Funder of all that is malevolent and destructive of American society? Bono? The cartoonish, pretentious rock star/social “activist,” who is best remembered for his One Foundation, a “charity” that gives an astounding 1.2 percent of donations to actual causes? In some sort of twisted posthumous humiliation ritual, Biden threw Robert F. Kennedy in there as a winner as well. His award was accepted by daughter Kerry, best known for ridiculing her brother RFK, Jr. in public, and as the former wife of the odious Andrew Cuomo.
So for those of you who think I’m picking on Trump, and ignoring the nonstop shenanigans of the “opposing” party, please read what I’ve written about LBJ, and Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama. Not to mention, going back a bit, my extensive exposure of the diabolical Woodrow Wilson and Franklin D. Roosevelt, which you can read all about in my latest book American Memory Hole. I’m an equal opportunity offender. I concentrate more on Trump and Republicans because they portray themselves as the opposition to the madness of today’s Democratic Party. There isn’t a single Democrat in Congress now that isn’t somewhere on the Satanic spectrum. Trump ignites the passions of millions, causing them to believe that once in power (again) he will end their reign of terror. He will finally bring all these nasty creatures to justice. If he does that, no will be more pleasantly surprised than me. I might even chant USA! USA!
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