Dear whiny crybaby lurking leftists:

You’re not going to convince us to vote for the Democrats. They’re objectively awful.

If you want to make them less objectively awful, I have a suggestion: you should try holding a small, intra-party election about eight months before the general election. This avoids the possibility of having to foist a subtarded DEI hire on us with slogans like “Kamala is brat” or “those guys are weird”.